Squatting on the map like a big black stain Was a dirty old town where it always rained, Where there ain’t no cars and there ain’t no trains, It’s enough to drive a man insane. But the one little thing that kept me there Was a pretty young woman with auburn hair, Locked in a loft at the top of some stairs I dreamt some day I’d take her away from there. She was born with more than original sin And raised in shame at a Holiday Inn I stood at her window shouting let me in, She opened up the shutter with a bottle of gin And said “Boy Boy lower your voice My dog can’t sleep with all this noise You see this beast sitting at my feet? My daddy left him to keep a watch on me.”
So home I ran to hatch a plan I’d lull that dog to sleep if I can And take that girl by her lilly white hands And show her the kind of a man I am. Every day I’d play a new lullaby, I’d sing all evening and I’d sing all night But nothing would close that damned dog’s eyes, He’d laugh as my love intensified.
“Boy you’ve got to do better than that, That dog’s treating you like a flesh doormat. Quit playing around like a big pussy cat, I won’t wait forever and that’s a fact.” So I scaled the wall and I swam the moat, I found the dog and I slit his throat, I threw him in the water to see if he’d float But he sank right down with a bubble and a croak. I tapped on her window and she let me in, “It’s about time I started living in sin” I looked at her face and I saw her grin, She said “Boy you don’t know the trouble you’re in.
You freed me from that hideous hound But you’ll find it’s harder to put him down.” I looked at the floor and saw a puddle by the door I smelt wet dog and I felt his paw… on my shoulder.
So I ran and ran Running as fast as I can, I’ve been running as long as my memory spans, Chased all across this desolate land, That dog ain’t no best friend to this man. Ever since he turned his back on death I’ve known know peace and I’ve known no rest, At night he sniggers at an unknown jest. My pulse is set to the rhythm of his breath.
Many years have passed and ever since That dog has sat where I once kept my conscience, All I wanted was to get a little bit of respite So I came to the day where I took my own life; I skipped from a cliff and down I fell Passed purgatory and went straight to hell, The devil was there with a long leather lead, You can guess who he had waiting for me.