[Louis Logic] First and foremost, I got to figure out what hurts the whore most Before we show up at this nigga's house We can rip him out the drivers seat, pin him down Grab the hag and jam a rag in her mouth Wrap some string around her wrists, and tie her feet You guys toss her in the back of the van I'll be smackin' her man with the back of my hand But that's just half of the plan I can't believe this fuckin snake used to pass as my fam Come up and shake my hand like it wasn't fake, damn You take the van to my cousin's place in the countryside Celph and Christian, I want you guys to help me lump this guy We'll beat his ass within half an inch of his life and fuck him up, just enough to make his mother cry Then we'll leave the punk beside town square Tied to a street pole, so people see his lump behind out bare We'll come and ride out where this slutty flirt leads to Strip her down to her birthday suit Last but not least, drive inside a farm or couch Chillin by the barn and dump her where the heffers squirt their poop You got it?
[beat drops] [whispering plans] [assorted shouting and fighting noises]
[Louis Logic] [new beat] Holy shit, dude he's bleeding a lot I ain't no doctor, but he ain't movin, I can't see if he's breathin or not [Celph Titled] Yo nevermind, y'all just need to stop and check his signs Feel his neck, and find his pulse, if he dies, we're gettin time (Guys, what? We were only supposed to scare him) Yo shut the fuck up (The cops are gonna bust us man, his family knows my parents) [LL] Oh god, there's no pulse, there's no repairin' This niggaz dead, I know his mother too, that bitch is overbearin I need a cigarette (Take some fuckin' Nicorette, Lou we killed a guy) Yo stop sayin that, maybe he's still alive (Someone try CPR, he'll survive) [CT] If he's got any blood that's still inside [LL] Both of you shut up, I think I see a car (What do we do?!) [CT] We'll get some plastic bags and duct tape Cut 'em up, package him, dig a hole and leave this faggot upstate (Oh that's just great, we're all gonna end up in a cell) Or in the chair, you whiny bitch, but you'll love it in hell [LL] Come on you assholes, this isn't helpin Christ, he fuckin stinks He dumped on himself, this nigga's smellin [CT] That's what happens when you split your melon Give me the switchblade from the trunk We'll make two stitches fit his well and a ditch made for just one (We're fuckin triple felons) [LL] Quit your yellin, help me wrap the arms up We got to get this job done before any more cars come We'll go meet up with Arson and take care of the bitch Giftwrapped in a sinsack and dump the pair in a ditch
[sirens and police officer on radio] Uhh, dispatch this is Car 51 possible 1-8-7 suspects loading bags shaped like body parts in a trunk
(Yo it's the fuckin' cops) [LL] I told you assholes a cars gonna come [CT] Hey yo it looks now, let's go before they start with the guns
[officer] This is Car 51 requesting backup, we are in pursuit of three suspects in a gold Honda Accord PA license plate... Bravo David Sally 81 28 Possible 187, repeat possible 187, requesting backup
[beat drops, more sirens and helicopters] [new beat]
[Louis Logic as Police Officer] Come on out, we got the area surrounded With SWAT teams around it and you're going downtown kid [Louis Logic] Sit down bitch, we ain't goin no place Move again, I'll slash your whole face off with this cold blade [PO] No wait, it's time to go home son, where you goin with this? [LL] Son? Eat a dick copper, no one needs to know my business Just g