MEG Welcome Each and everyone To our festival of fun
MEG/SHOWGIRLS Something notable and new
MEG We bring glamor from afar Plus a touch of the bizarre
ALL And it's only for you
MEG See the wonders of our age All assembled on our stage
ALL Too fantastic to be true
MEG What sensation seekers seek Every kind of living freak
ALL And it's only for you
If it's marvel and illusion that your soul and body crave You'll be leaving here content without a doubt Are you ready? Are you willing? Are you braver than the brave? There's an oh-so simple way of finding out
MEG Is your life a little hum-drum? Is your wife a little glum?
ALL We've a remedy for all who wear a frown We won't bite you we'll delight you We invite you to succumb To this singular attraction Which is offered at a fraction Of the price of any other show in town
MEN We've got jugglers from the East We've go vermin We've got beasts
SHOWGIRLS It's a pretty heavy brew
MEN We've a fiddler from the West Who is said to be possessed
ALL And it's only for you
We bring magic, we bring mirth We've been halfway 'round the earth From Turin to Timbuktu To present to you today This delectable display Which is only for you
Such a show you've never seen Such a show there's never been And today's our grand debut Prince and pauper come on in Let the spectacle begin Cause it's only for you
Let the banners be unfurled Raise the curtain on our world Without any more adieu Mr. Y has all you need Satisfaction guaranteed And it's only for you
SQUELCH Welcome each and everyone To our festival of fun
ALL For you!
GANGLE Ladies and gentlemen Miss Meg Giry The Ohh-La-La Girl
SQUELCH Five shows daily
FLECK Only here at Phantasma!
GIRY Hurry up people! You have four more shows to do! No time to dawdle!