MARIK: Wait, what, theyre not? But it was so frikkin obvious!
YUGI: No,no,no, Im afraid my power comes from my leather shoes!
MARIK: No! This cannot be! There arent even any Lady Gaga songs that rhyme with shoes!
YUGI: Maybe notbut I know one that works just as well.
BAKURA: Oh, thats just what we need, ANOTHER Lady Gaga song parody.
YUGI: Marik, Marik failed again. Its really no surprise. Your attempt to steal my power Lead to your demise. Did-did-diii-did you think that I Really didnt know? Listen, man, the villains Never win in this show. Marik: Says who?
YUGI: W-win in this show, w-win in this show. Billy, you are never gonna win in this show.
MARIK: Im Marik!
YUGI: Youve been trying all this time To take all my friends lives. But just know Ill be done with you By show 145.
DARTZ: Its my turn!
But for now, Ill deal with you And your Egyptian god. Just be ready when I use my Magnet Warrior squad. Slifer!
Stop dueling, stop dueling You dont wanna try anymore. You and your Steves Will never win this war. Stop dueling, stop dueling, You dont wanna try anymore. You and your Steves Will never win this war. E-e-e-e-e-e-stop stealing clothes from me. E-e-e-e-e-e-Im busy. E-e-e-e-e-e-stop stealing clothes from me.
Do what you want, but its not gonna work And youre not gonna get my leather shoes. Even though Im naked from my waist, Youre not gonna get my leather shoes. Do what you want, but its not gonna work And youre not gonna get my leather shoes. Even though Im naked from my waist, Youre not gonna get my leather shoes.
MARIK: Boy, the way youre dissing all my plans Wont make me leave no faster. Ride my bike no faster. Take my shirt off faster. If you think its over now, Well, Pharaoh, heres my answer. YAMI MARIK: His dark side is waiting, And my hugs give you cancer.
BAKURA: Not that I dont like this plan But what happens to me? Where am I in all of this While you go fight Yugi?
MARIK: Your fangirls will be glomping you All while I take your ring. So, just be a good kitty cat.
BAKURA: Im not a kitty. Marik: meow Not a kitty. Marik: meow No, not a kitty. Marik: meow How many times must I tell you Im not a kitty!
YUGI: Stop talking, stop talking, I dont want to hear anymore. How many times have we Heard these jokes before? Stop talking, stop talking, I dont want to hear anymore. How many times have we Heard these jokes before?
Stop dueling, stop dueling You dont wanna try anymore. You and your Steves Will never win this war. Stop dueling, stop dueling, You dont wanna try anymore. You and your Steves Will never win this war.
JOEY: A-a-a-a-a-a-and dont forget You still got Brooklyn Ra-a-a-a-ge
MARIK: How-ow-ow-ow-ow could we forget Your so called Brooklyn Ra-a-a-a-ge
YUGI: Do what you want, but its not gonna work And youre not gonna get my leather shoes. Even though Im naked from my waist, Youre not gonna get my leather shoes. Do what you want, but its not gonna work And youre not gonna get my leather shoes. Even though Im naked from my waist, Youre not gonna get my leather shoes.
No, seriously, Im done. Im going to Hot Topic to find some new pants.
MARIK: What? No, wait get back here! Well, frik, now what do we do?
BAKURA: Well, we can always play a childrens card game.