Dead-drunk boxer Валуев had drunk ‘til death Sports communities in spite of mourning cloak Sought the only one for him to resurrect - Jack O’Pain, insane lunatic сrazy doctor.
Under cover of the night he got into morgue, Jabbed electric wires in that tremendous stiff, Applied voltage, sprinkled corpse with alcohol And so eyelids of decedent were jerky lifted.
Chorus: Life’s torn by liquor overdose But hell don’t need no such a drunks. Giant Drunkenstein can’t quiet down Rumbles and boozing are his only thoughts.
But that jolly doctor didn’t exult too long He’s being torn to pieces by his creature’s claws Then ravin’ monster strove to nearby alco-store Hoping there to cure his mortal hangover dose.
In that place he met more other self-like beings: Grimy drunken alcoholic zombies crowd. He raised ‘em to free sobering up room from its Captives, frantically growling and belching out. (Chorus)