Last night I told you I loved you, Woke up blamed it on the vodka I generally thought I was dying And I could see that smile you were hiding Last night I told you I need you, That's the last time I drink tequila Super lemon and his physic salt kit, I start crying and verbally assaulting Last night I asked you to marry me, That's when I remembered the brandy I wake up and claim I didn't say it, Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas
Wish I could stop and I'm not joking Drinking too much and socially smoking Wish I could stop an start to behave and Then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again
Last night, police had to frisk me. In the cells thanks to Bell's fine whiskey. I think I said too much, “Like, do you like my bracelets? Oh wait, they're handcuffs.” Last night I said I want your babies. Forget the ice, it's not nice to drink Bailey's. Yuuch. I drink that much that I forget. Whatever embarrassing thing I say next. You said I got on one knee, and there's no way... Unless I've been drinking, oh wait, Rose! Sailor Jerry's Rum I think I drank me a ship full. Please, please, someone provide me a dis' bro. Last night I called you a loser, I think that was after flaming sambuca I shouted at you 'do me a favor' And that's when I fell off the pavement
Wish I could stop and I'm not joking Drinking too much and socially smoking Wish I could stop an start to behave And then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again
Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth Wake up in the morning and be in my own house Do one last shot and know when to stop No more photo's on facebook of me doing the robot No when to leave and when to lock my front door Stop waking up in cheese and in a bed full of people Sitting in a cupboard with my weird bestfriend But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend I
Wish I could stop cause I'm not joking I love drinking too much and socially smoking Don't wanna stop or learn to behave, Amen And hey I just missed another day again