It was Friday night and I was feelin aight (yup) Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights Mixin Heni with the Sprite while I’m drinkin and drivin No police lights, no police sirens I’m headed to the club looking for a freak To spread a little love and spread a couple cheeks Pull up to the spot 26’s like BAM Eyes on me like bitch do you SEE EM? Strolled through the front door headed to the VIP Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips Scoping out the room and what do I SEE? A nice round butt, an a pair a double D’s So I creped up like shorty wus happnin You killin that dress and I love it with a passion Then she turned around and her face was aight She had a gap toof and mean over bite But I was like hmmm…
[Chorus:] Yeah yeah If I take one more drink, I’m gon end up fuckin you Is that what you wanna do shorty? If I take one more drink, I’m gon end up fuckin you You too
[Verse 2:] Woke up the next morning and all I can remember Was taking shots and tippin the bartender Surender to the women end up bringin me home Cause she started lookin better every shot a Patron (yup) I jumped up with a devilish grin Cause tonight, damn right I might do it again So I called up the homies (what up) let’s ride We can hit the sports bar over on the south side Getta couple a Coronas, couple a limes Went up to the bar saw a couple a dimes So I, slowly walked up and said hi My name’s Ludacris and I’m a hell of a guy One said I know who you are I’m your number one fan And right now it’s too bad I gotta man And I said I understand (I understand) but where the hell is he at cause in a minute if he don’t show up then maannnnn…
[Chorus:] Yeah yeah If I take one more drink, I’m gon end up fuckin you Is that what you wanna do shorty? If I take one more drink, I’m gon end up fuckin you You too
[Ludacris:] Uh huh Aye Pain holla at em right quick man
[Interlude:] Yeah you gon get in trouble with yo man girl (Don’t get in trouble girl) Talkin bout how you’re my biggest fan girl (I know it I know it) Now I don’t wanna do (please) but you’re gon make me do, but I (Don’t make me do it. Don’t make me do it) If I have more drink
[Verse 3:] One mo drink I’ma get cha home and I’ll split cha Grab the camera phone and take a buncha drunk pictures Cause Hennessey mixed with a whole buncha buda Equals you mixed with a whole bunch Luda And you know how far one drink could go Start slurring my speech slowin up the flow Hiking up ya skirts Climing up ya shirts It’s Mr. Late Night Luda and I like to flirt So guess what baby girl
[Chorus:] Yeah yeah If I take one more drink, I’m gon end up fuckin you (Just one mo) Is that what you wanna do shorty? (That's all its gon take) If I take one more drink, I’m gon end up fuckin you (Who else T-Pain) You too
[Ludacris:] You hear what I’m sayin People too picky these days damn it Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating This has been a Luda Service Announcement Deuces