Lying all alone Next to my cell phone and an ice cream cone Is a tiny piece of toast staring at me Looking angrily Wait just a second,eh... How does that thing have eyes?!
Creepy toast Staring at me. Creepy toast what are you plotting now?
As I get closer it gets angrier. It looks like Big Al Wait that doesn't rhyme at all. It stares at me very creepily Wait just a second,eh... Is this thing checking me out?!
Creepy toast Staring at me. Creepy toast Why don't you just go?!
"Hey you!" It cries out to me "Why don't you eat me? I am perfectly tasty And I'll steal your soul!"
Creepy toast Staring at me. Creepy toast What are you plotting now?