[Lulz] All around me, obsolete Every rhyme aimed at me, obsolete Ya'll haters and your tricks are obsolete Itchin' to fisticuffs and tussle with me, I'm Reaching for the stars, calling me Got my rivals following, stalking me Never abandon the brony colony The magic of friendship, never obsolete
Obsolete [repeat]
((Ponies, bronies, never obsolete))
Lulz, ripping up the track Everybody else all ripping one out the back, I'm Home, the breadwinner of the pack I bring da goods that you're eatin' from the palms of my hands Ya'll stoned from the vocal kush I'm dealing Boned, cause you got caught chiefin' second rate raps in the back of your super wacked out rice rocket Cadillac
Oh, aftermarket neon glow Hover hover Mr. Watts told me so If you analyze the track looking for your pop smack you will find no Jason DeRulo
Hah, but you will find pones Ponies with the multicolored tones Gotta mention a bit of pony to make it post-able by Seth on an EQDaily post
[1:07] All around me, obsolete You're getting 20% more obsolete I'm soaring to the top, I'm on the peak Opportunities far as the eye can see
[1:14] Obviously I'm bossing when I'm flossing shit like Rarity Apparently they're scared of me 'cause they pull out like "where is the ignition on this Honda Toaster", no Element of Carmony Chargin' my orbital friendship cannon, target locked on the haters in /co/ and /b/ This track will coincide with the greatest day in history When two of the greatest bros with the greatest flow grace this community Accelerate the flow and never ever look behind when I am striving for my goal to reach the pinnacle of rhyme but first I gotta give time to this duo's other half, Mr. Mic The Mic
[Mic] It's begun; The flow is comin' offa me I feel the beat flow; Lulz is now a part of me He got sick flow, keepin' rhymes and bossin see That brony brother duo never Obsolete
Now we here and we not we not Obsolete We on a comeback; No one gonna stop us see Gonna drop gods while we wreck the beat We're Twenty Ten and we're never really Obsolete
Mic the Mic break it down; Not Obsolete Everpony in the room just walk to me All the parasprite and haters gonna flock to me And talk to me gonna try and say I'm obsolete
Everypony buckle up cause I bring the heat I'm gonna show that I'm never really Obsolete I'm gonna bring it down, everybody take a seat I'll kill the beat cause I'm gonna make YOU Obsolete
Obsolete [repeat]
((Ponies, bronies, never obsolete))
The bronies with the beat; we come shake the ground The sound blowin' up subs make it pound Everbody, step hard to sound A brony life forever cause we gonna be around
Talkin' to MLP to soothe the savage beast Bronies are my homies and we gonna have a feast Of MLP Talkin' toys and shows we gonna drop Gather up my crew and go out; we gonna shop
DWAM
Fillin' up the streams we come to get clean Watchin' ponies that be fillin' up our dreams Seems like a silly show, no? Wrong. Bronies got the Magic of Friendship; Still goin' strong
Some bronies gonna say that I'm Obsolete 200 subs in a day? Now that's feat I'm gonna come hard; Sweep ya right off your feet With the beat, kid, I'mma make ya Obsolete [2:48] Better step back; Don't wanna front to me I'm rhymin' so hard, I'm gonna make ya Obsolete I'm gonna keep goin' cause you brought fight to me You're gonna see, I'm gonna make ya Obsolete
[2:58] Mic on the Mic; We come wreck the scene Never seen a fandom that's so clean No we ain't mean; Love and tolerate every night Stowe your fright; Yes that’s right cause we gonna win the fight. Talkin'
Sing-along's you know we sing songs Spittin' out the music so fast, ya say it's wrong Art of the Dress; Impress just to please; Makin' everybody turn their heads because they gotta see
The flow; We ponies get down. We stamp our hooves and come shake the ground To the beat; We gonna hit the street And Wrap it up like Winter cause we gonna bring the heat
Melt the snow, bro rappin' in circles because you can't keep Up to the flow I'm settin' because you're still a little sheepish Keep this as a lesson cause I'm 'bout to blow Straight rhymes all the time; Gonna be the crew to flow