I'm living at the top of Equestria Doin' something mean to it Troll it harder than anypony you ever seen troll it Neighs from the haters, got a nice ring to it I spare all my subjects if they play my theme music No one mare should get all that friendship The sun's shining', I dont want to end it Hard problems to the sky, that's where I send it (My little crazy schizoid mare)
Here's a question, mmm, bananas, do you like 'em Whatever answer you choose, to the sky you're goin Huh? To the sky you're goin' With my dark-skinned sister, that's how you rollin' In this flash-made world, I'm the one trollin' "Eternal night, cruel world", that's what Luna told meh Hah, now they showin' me only Trollin' way too much, I need a moment
No one mare should have all that power Nightmare's usurpin', two episodes, one hour Stop trippin, I ain't giving up the power So then, my parasprites, go devour