It was summer and Ditzy Doo Stumbled into his box of blue But she didn't know that its contents would tear her heart in two
Scorned and ridiculed all her life For her clumsiness and her eyes Her surprise to find one who seemed to see who she was inside
Chorus: Oh Ditzy, what a heartache are you beginning? Don't fall in love he'll leave you spinning Yeah, he'll take you around the world Make you feel like his only girl But in the end you're all alone And crying
It's been months since you've seen him last And how slowly that time has passed He'll steal much more than your muffins if you don't run fast
Chorus: Oh Ditzy, what a heartache are you beginning? Don't fall in love he'll leave you spinning Yeah, he'll take you around the world Make you feel like his only girl But in the end you're all alone And crying
Your adventures are passed and gone Once again you are on your own With nothing left but a shattered heart and some memories Yeah, you're on your own
Chorus: Oh Ditzy, what a heartache were you beginning? You fell in love he left you spinning Yeah, he took you around the world Made you feel like his only girl But in the end you're all alone And crying