Why must I stand on my toes? Perfect smile and skin tight clothes Cinched waist, no cunt to piss with A stamp on my ass Little girls worship me, And that'll never come to pass But at last.... I'm turning over a new loaf I'm eating dry toast I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet, I have cellulite Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging What if I had a mastectomy? Would they buy a one titted barbie? With wiskers, clogged up pores You know they'd take me out of the stores Kids don't like me, moms are mad, I'm going off the market cause I look so sad. Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging Bitterness Barbie, her ass is dragging Her ass is dragging, her boobs are sagging Female pattern baldness befell Barbie wigs so no one can tell
A barbie with age spots, well I never vericose veins would sure be clever "Pluck my eyebrows", Barbie today Shave my toes and back today Imagine if my eyes were crossed Or if my hair was grey and course With a sneer on my face And a stain in my panties A hairy crotch, an extra nipple! I'm turning over a new loaf I'm eating dry toast I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet I have cellulite Crying tears of Crisco grease Was I a beauty? Am I a beast? Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging Bitterness Barbie, her ass is dragging Her ass is dragging, her boobs are sagging