Chorus] Hop off the plane looking cool as fuck Look at me I'm cool as fuck My middle name is as, my first name's cool and my last name is fuck Basically I'm cool as fuck I'm so cool I can rhyme cool as fuck with cool as fuck People say I'm cool as fuck
[Verse 1] The clock's ticking but god willing By the time I die I'll have got rich and never lost vision These bitches don't love you when you're not winning Ah the plot thickens I stroke the pussy like a Bond villain Pulled my fly down and undid my belt Cause she was tryna touch wood like she didn't wanna jinx herself I don't love her and I ain't looking for a friendship I just like the way she sends the blood to my appendix Fuck what you heard you're not a diamond in the rough You're just a unpolished turd, cat brush off the dirt I'm a drug connoisseur Finest buds on the earth My grandma tells me I should go and find some good honest work I'm cool as fuck, I could do a wheelie in a Ford Fiesta Jumping out of exploding buildings, my skill is rare When I grow up I wanna be Arnold Schwarzenegger If I ain't a porn director or a billionaire
[Chorus] Hop off the plane looking cool as fuck Look at me I'm cool as fuck My middle name is as, my first name's cool and my last name is fuck Basically I'm cool as fuck I'm so cool I can rhyme cool as fuck with cool as fuck People say I'm cool as fuck
[Verse 2] Feel like someone put a pill in my rum Dived in a pool of dirty needles, I've been ill from the john You're a wet ass, I'm dead 'ard, I'm on 'roids, I've got strong loins Girls know when I pull my dick out, my dismounts are on point Over the top like Van Halen guitar solos My muscle mass crushes paths and makes the car go slow Sun beaming off the leather on my car seats I jump out and get head under a palm tree, I'm Arnie Lifestyle's extravagant, counting money on deck chairs My chest hair acts as a cushion for my medallion Strongest lines in Bastardem Nobody's as hard as this More punches than the montage in Karate Kid I could lift up a building I'm a big fucker Last Action Hero and Devito is my twin brother Drop top Jeep doing 90 over speed bumps Biceps shaking as shells fly out the machine gun