[Intro] Call me Shaft cause i ain't no bellend It makes sense but your probably just thick I been wanting to be rich since my foreskin was longer than my dick Motherfucker you ain't stopping me for shit You're a bad mother (Shut your mouth!)
[Verse 1] No hero's everybody hit the damn floor Put my motherfucking money in the jansport I'm sick of seeing rappers posing with expensive watches While i put the work in I'm not going home with empty pockets You're full of shit get to the bathroom quickly Gap tooth divvy yeah I'm back who's with me Fans show me love when i pass through your city Tryna find a space to autograph these tattooed tittys Got your bitch in my bed she's a bit average But I can't knock her on the head like a sick habit I piss quotables and shit classics I'm a boss all opposing opinions are invalid Damn right i still live in the sticks But i got the whole word on my fingamajig Giving 'em hiv Pussy ain't knocking this pricks confidence I'm back now urine/you're in trouble like incontinence
[Hook] You're a bad mother (Shut your mouth!) Call me Shaft cause i ain't no bellend It makes sense but your probably just thick I been wanting to be rich since my foreskin was longer than my dick Motherfucker you ain't stopping me for shit
Call me Shaft x4
[Verse 2] Tryna write your best multi syllable rhymes I'm tryna get multi polygamous wives Got a Ziploc bag full of something to fuck my life up Lieing to my family like i don't even get high much Conscious rappers are wet as fuck I'm not fucking with 'em They think they're deep but they're just moaning like a bunch of women with All their look at what I've been through raps Sounding like a shit 2Pac tribute act You've got a couple half decent bars but it's not enough I drop jaws catch me in the sea wearing boxing gloves Drop you draws on the floor while i take off these boxer shorts And put this chocolate sauce on my cock and balls You can keep sleeping till i run up in your living room and DDT your little brother Me and your baby mums been sleeping with each other Rocking his and hers T's saying free weed for single mothers
[Hook]
[Outro] x8 Free weed for single mothers Say free weed for single mums