Once I was a little biddy boy My grandmother bought me a cute little toy Silver bells taken on the string She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
Then mama took me up to Grammar school Always went by the very best rule Evertime the bell would ring They'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling
Chorus: My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling (2x)
Once I was climbing the garden wall, I slipped and had a terrible fall I fell so hard I heard bells ring, But I held on to My ding-a-ling
Once while swimming cross turtle creek Man, those snappers all around my feet Sure was hard swimming cross that thing with both hands holding my ding-a-ling
Chorus (2x)
Oh, your ding-a-ling (2x) We saw you playing with your ding-a-ling Oh, my ding-a-ling (2x) I want you to play with my ding-a-ling