hey every filly and foal, come to the place i know you wanna go we will meet everyone you wanna meet and i swear that it's all payed for
it'll be the best time around you'll barely keep your hoovsies on the ground and i swear that tara strong won't up and quit the fandom
and if you believe me i'll see you at big apple con trot and down if you wan't to and i'll have a big bridge to sell you!
i'll bet you two bits I know where you got them horse shoes...
...YOU GOT 'EM ON YORU HOOVES! Yeeha!
While everypony's hollerin' an' huffin? They don't call it a CON for nothing!
well i'm glad you brought that up granny dear yes i'm glad you brought that up see we came up shorter than little sweetie belle because Danny Ingram robbed us to hell!
yeah it wasn't our fault, how could it be? we were just in charge and we might have bit off more than we could chew
and everybody knows that Peter New is a big theif so everybody's screwed... now pony up and send relief!
While everypony's hollerin' an' huffin? They don't call it a CON for nothing!