[Verse 1: Mac Lethal] Yo, yellow cheese, eggs, white pancake batter Put a little bit up on the skillet when it starts to bubble flip it over with your spatula Yeah yeah, that shit look like my breakfast I gotta remember to flip the motherfucker over after cookin’ it for 30 seconds Ladies love me; I got my OJ! Everybody said to do another fast rap to this beat so I said “OK” But I’mma speed it up real, real, real fast ‘til the whole damn bottle is gone And I’m challenging Busta, Watsky and Twista, any of you rap kids: follow along. C'mon
[Hook: Mac Lethal] Cook with me now, unh! Cook with me now, unh! Unh! I’m making pancakes Cook with me now, unh! Cook with me now, unh! Unh!
[Verse 2: Mac Lethal] Fresher than a mufucka Chris Brown broke up with Rihanna so he’s lookin’ for another silly idiotic ho that he can beat up I wish that he was man enough to get inside the octagon: I'd kick him in the noggin like I’m Lyoto Machida Front kick to the face just by me throwin’ my feet up Winkin’ at Rihanna, baby please show us your D-cups I’m givin’ it to the man, the cakes are stickin’ right to the pan Your fate is imminent I’mma diminish it, got the weed to smoke to re-up It’s done That’s done That cake is done!
[Verse 3: Mac Lethal] Let’s go! Gotta butter up another one and put it on the skillet, couple minutes ‘til it’s done-done Ain’t nobody fuckin’ with this kid, so tell Jerry Sandusky I’m gonna kill him with a stun gun Come-come get a-get a-get a-get a crumb Hit a spitta with a fit of venom when I split a drum Take another visit in a minute where the menaces to society is In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida You're Danny Devito when I belittle literally it’ll better you Battling anybody with a better view ahead of you Like bitter batter-batter I’mma hit you with an auto mo' battery Bada-bing bada-bada-boom, boom! I’m the king, better get a clue Get offended when I’m sentimental and I spit at you I’m thinkin’ about my rhythm, it's dope and much betta These rappers think they’re animals: nope, it's Chuck Testa Gotta get up, the economy's a little brutal to me, the dichotomy ain't suitable I gotta go to Pluto for a little bit of comedy or something beautiful There's nothing beautiful about this world I'm gonna pucker up my lips to barf Gonna choke a fuckin’ rapper in his hipster scarf I’m never gonna put another piece of music out deliberately if it isn't genuine and grips the heart Winter’s hard, so have some pancakes
[Outro: Mac Lethal] Made by me mufucka The Chael Sonnen of rap music Enjoy your breakfast Mac, Lethal. Biatch!