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What’s up Ellen? Will you be my friend? I remixed your theme music for you.

Here we go!

Let’s have a little fun today
Yeah, yeah…
Let’s give a little love away
Yeah, yeah…
I wrote a little rap to say
That’ll go from real show to a faster pace
Now everybody in America should know what they’re watching
If they don’t then they should probably just know that it’s awesome
Let’s do away with the old, and bring the fresh in
In fact, I got a couple questions!!!
Huh!
Who came to daytime television, then, took it over like, “I don’t care, man, it’s ALL MINE!”?
Who hosted the Oscar’s, then tweeted a photograph that had the most retweets, of ALL TIME?
Who laughs when they tell her to censor this?
Who gave a pizza fellow his biggest tip?
Who’s show has a spell of an influence?
Man it’s Ellen! It’s Ellen DeGeneres!

Trust me it ain’t playtime Timmy!
This show has won 33 Daytime Emmy’s
Better move your booty, I’ma make mine shimmy
Better bring a couple lattes and make mine skinny
Time to wake up, time to make the rooster yelp
You better tighten up your tie, and your shoes, and belt
I wanna pick a little fruit, and squeeze the juice myself
So speed it up a bit, so I can introduce myself!
I’M MAC LETHAL
I was seated with Evita when the media was heating up and beating up a bitter brother been above the babble couldn’t sit up in the shadows so I sent another missile from the middle of the map and then I went and picked up Ellen in a Porsche then we picked up Portia then we flew to outer space found a big, bright comet put equality up on it then we shot it back towards the WORLD!

and now the planet’s getting better by the minute thanks to Ellen getting’ fed up with the critics telling women outer-beauty is irrelevant so Bridget, needs to focus on intelligence instead of all the gimmicks, and now, sentimental men are many like we’re minnows at a minimumum, a billion, find beauty in the kiddos so we wanna try to educate and teach ’em bout the instances where they should show respect to all the people that are different than them.

and now we’re off to talk some shop teach em how to tolerate and stop from tossing’ rocks.

Love your fellow brother, hug him, tell each other, how to get to Heaven, where it rains without the Hellish thunder, we’re gonna have a little fun today and give a little love away, a bit of it is coming in a subtle way, your television set is set up right up on the channel that is should be set upon, I mean it could be better gone, but then you couldn’t, watch the Ellen Show, the beautiful guests, and interviews, the tickets’ll pop, we’ll stick in the pocket, I’m sick when I pop the centrifuge!

man this show is GETTING HUGE

Here she is: from the Warner Bros Studio Ellen DeGeneres – haaa…

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