Hey, it seems like every day I gotta filled up phone Ladies tryna text me sayin that they home for the Summer and they heard that I'm livin on my own so they wanna come to the crib maybe cook me some supper but I'm busy, so I'm ignorin her yeah I just touched down in California now I'm headed to the beach gon' swim in the water like I'm tryna sneak in across the border
I do, all different types of crazy shit I'm the youngen hoes tryna make a baby with 'cause it'll make 'em rich Know I'm headed to the money So these funny little girls wanna take a trip But no, only the M.O.S.T. dope with me other fools home or, boy? and cig free
No disrespect though, I gotta get that cigarette flow for the green pesto, presto
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I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns, slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm a sleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems
Me I'm highly underestimated [From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/m/mac-miller-lyrics/don_t-mind-if-i-do-lyrics.html] so educated that gettin paid quick If you ever hated anticipate that I'm famous Got a bunch of bitches to sip on the champagne with Celebrate that we seein' another day, life good Never wanna end this Me & Mary Jane got a really nice friendship
Yeah they give me money but I gotta go and spend it Man, I been a bad little jew but I gotta pay the bills now so I gotta chill out I ain't walkin round like I'm splurging wit a mil now
Feel like the kid workin at the mill now Used to just chill and smoke joints up at Bills house Now I gotta schedule, things I gotta do Doin' interviews, see it up on youtube I say it feels just like a dream 'bout to wake up from a nap How fucked up was that like
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I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns, slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm a sleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems
Just some motha fuckin' kids We just some motha fuckin' kids