[Verse 1: Mac Miller] Baby, baby, baby - yeah Baby, baby, baby - yeah I know… girl… girl… girl… girl... I see you lookin' good Wearin' that T-shirt And nothin' else but some purple panties Your ass cheeks bouncin' off each other like they don't get along But I'mma make 'em love each other I'mma make 'em become the best of friends Those ass cheeks, girl… Them ass cheeks like, twins… Which one was born first, baby? Said which one is older, and by how many minutes? Girl - your ass cheeks've got a mind of their own Which one had better SAT scores, girl? I don't know… I don't know… Baby, if your ass had a face What expression would it be making when I put my tongue inside that asshole and lick around like I'm tryna have some shitty soup Girl, fuckin' with you is like Fuckin' with a girl with a nice ass That's a lot of ass An don't forget about them tithes, girl Don't forget about them nipples, no! They get hard when I rub 'em gently And pinch 'em just a little bit But I ain't tryna hurt you, girl No, I don't wanna hurt you, girl Unless you talk about the way that your pussy gon' be hurtin' after I get done with it Girl, I'm just tryna have some fun with it You ain't nothin' but a slutty-ass hoe Who fucks every rapper that comes to your city But goddamn you're so pretty When that ass is in leggings, girl It don't matter the pattern, or if they're just solid black Oh, I want that ass - you've got that pack I ain't talkin' 'bout no cellulite I'mma tell you, right - baby, we gon' have a swell night And I don't know if you've ever seen something like me When I pull out my dick, girl I plan on fuckin' you so good Damn… I hope you like the way my dick feels Put it in your mouth, girl Don't you dare bite my shit 'Cause I'll punch you in the motherfuckin' face I'll hit a bitch… oh, I'll hit a bitch But if you suck my dick good then we can get along Might even put the head in this song Probably not… ooh, probably not Girl, how does my dick taste after a show when I still haven't showered? You suck on my balls, you a champion Girl, you a champion… girl, baby, baby You and me… nobody wants us to be together, baby But it's okay… I'mma fuck you anyway And I heard that Kendrick fucked ya I heard that Rocky fucked ya I hear that every single rapper that been in your city this month fucked ya But you still wouldn't fuck Schoolboy Q and I feel ya But baby, you can love me right And I know that your money's tight And I ain't gonna give you shit But a meal and a glass of Henny and this dick, bitch Don't come at me for money, no 'Cause I'mma tell you youse an ugly hoe and slap you in the face Punch you, give that ass a bloody nose Ooh… I'm fuckin' crazy And I wouldn't marry you if you fuckin' paid me A million dollars… 'cause you ain't shit But a real good pussy And to be honest that pussy ain't even that good Ijust think it is because when you horny, everything seems incredible You probably just a regular-ass bitch and I'm trippin' Oh, I'm on a roll, girl, I'm trippin' Missionary, Doggystyle Ride the dick, get wild, girl From the side, do a split Turn around, now suck my dick… Baby, suck my dick, oh… I love you, girl - psych! I just told your mother that And then I fucked her too while your daddy watched I'm crazy, girl Better work out, I don't like my bitches lazy, girl Don't get lazy, 'cause I'll kick your ass right to the curb I know I'm gettin' fat, so are you down with that? Ooh, yeah, give that ass a slap, yeah, I like it, girl And don't you try and put