Jeffrey Dahmer wanted a freeze-dried man So he could do the things he enjoyed again and again Jeff said he'd fondle, rub, and lay with his freeze dried man And pose him for pictures if flexible, with his Polaroid in hand
Jeffrey had a plan To freeze dry a man But the device was thirty grand So the thought was quickly canned
He went to the taxidermist to enquire on how to freeze dry He told the man it was for a rabbit, that was just a lie Instead Jeffrey wanted to freeze dry a man But the device was thirty grand, So the thought was quickly canned
Jeffrey had a plan To freeze dry a man But the device was thirty grand So the thought was quickly canned