[Verse 1: MGK] Ayo, first off my name is Fuck that, check the playlist Bitch I'm tryna blow up like the Al Quaedas But why y'all wanna be famous So I can pay for protection and pretend to be gangsta These rappers is five foot tall talking about gang banging I'm 6'3'', I pee make 'em yellow like Coldplay is 6 deep up in the rental Honda from Avis Bitches give me brain that explains my modest behavior But fuck 'em and nevermind 'em like a hater This rap shit is wack I'm goin' back to gettin' paid under the table This industry turns me off like I forgot to pay my cable A bunch of mayos on these labels tryna stick it in my anal (what the fuck?) So I fuck these girls cause their rear-ended I said motherfuck the world cause it's near ended And if you're scared go to church, other than that go get a shirt With my name on it, get your peers offended You're tormented by my face, uh yeah That makes you think of what you ain't, uh yeah So shimmy shimmy yah shimmy yay Get your old dirty ass out the way Hold up, (ring) Kels, Kels, it's double XL We've got some wonderful news and I just wanted to tell Now I know you in our freshman issue and it don't sit well So we said fuck everyone else and gave the cover to yourself I ain't ballin' but I'm at the free throw Didn't go to college, but I know this gringo is copied more than a fuckin' Kinkos Mijo, mis amigos will cut you into burritos And feed you to the sea gulls, your career's over, finito Yeah bitch, yeah bitch call me Steve-O I'm jackass, I'll backhand my country's presidito I don't take part in politics, why? Where I'm from we call it dito? Rather fuck me a bitch in X-Men like Magneto Call me an asshole but be tactical Because the wrong vernacular could turn something spectacular into a massacre Microphone damager, Mid-western assassiner Cleveland cannibal, ramble to eat any of you faggots like bananas My ? are full of plants I make my lungs blacker than Janet High as intergalactic planets, I think I work for NASA My truck be classic, body marked up like my manager's calendar Stand up fanatical still I'm slept on like these mattresses Wake up can you see me? Somebody get binoculars I'm on top of a mammoth slappin' two animal Wacktivists Livin' up to the standards I got stuck with as a rapper A habit, problematic, psychopathic that's an ambassador (Cough, cough) hot boxin' an Acura Pants saggin' gettin' head from Tabatha Bitch I be that skinny motherfucker Cleveland's what I'm reppin' They already know the fuckin' answer Ain't no motherfuckin' question, it's Kels I got more poison than jail, I got more heat than the sun itself You would think I was a member of Hell You would think I need help to manage how I would use this Biggie beat for myself But if anyone of you got a problem than let me compete on ??? they will tell you: Fuck the world it don't ask me for shit, all you industry bitches can suck my dick Fuck the world it don't ask me for shit, all you industry bitches can suck my dick