The VS. [Redux] (2010) http://vk.com/macklemoreryanlewis
[Speaking] Alright baby girl, lets sing to it You're getting your degree, you're going to college I'm making music and hoping it puts me on But If I don't make it baby, will you be mad at me If I just chilled at home as your stay-home-daddy? Come on, Ill make you coffee (coffee), and a bagel (bagel), and another bagel (2 bagels) Keep on reading that paper, then its off you go Hun your gonna be late, don't forget your briefcase, drive safe, peace babe Wake up the kids, toast the toast, put the raisin bread up in the bowl The toast. did I forget the toast? The toast is toast, damnit I burnt the toast Start crying, the kid's like Dad what's wrong? Oh its not you kids. Its just me I'm alone. Dad's a little bit stressed. Oh FUCK! Feeling so sensitive, Im going for a latte, see whats popping at Polate's Hit up my friends like yo what up man, you trying to have a spa date? The fuck? Your a stay at home dad... that's not gay! Ay, ay, ay, ay, you go to work, I mow the lawn Ay, ay, ay, ay, you make the cheese Ill bring the guac (Nacho Sauce, Spanish) Ay, ay, ay, ay, you buy the clothes, I'll take them off (?) Ay, ay, ay, ay, I'm a stay at home dad, this is my job You go girl, get that promotion Ill be on the sofa, collecting unemployment Yelling at the tv, watching Mory Povich Who is this Shelly Jones bitch? Shit is 4 o'clock, time for Oprah (Oprah) Gospel loves the lord for that Who stay at home even though we can't get boners But still Ill trade that for your lane cooking lasagna Swoopin up the kids from soccer practice (soccer practice) Then time for gymnastics, rice crispy treats and wax baggies I'm with my kids in the mini-van, listening to MPR With the windows down, through the (?) Then its homework time, dinner time, set the placemats Cut clean, tuck the rugs, rafts and blankets Then I lay you down, pop two cialis , put on stain and then go quench my palette Is that douche, or does your cootch just smell like flowers? Your feet are calloused, peppermint towlette Jasmine pedicure? Sented oil, a perfect backrub? I am Aladin, your carpet is magic, your wish is magic I would just love to ride your carpet out of the palace Now keep on bringing the green baby, and Ill keep on tossin' salad Ladies and gentlemen, we have been, conditioned to believe, we must fit in a role? Brainwashed by (?), depicting our role must match our genitalia, hail to the no Its men who go to work, and women raise the children, but I know the hardest job is maintaining the household So I am doing a back to back, no tradebacks, with this briefcase, for 2010, I am staying at home