I’m a music thief, I steal melodies All the best of the hits, of the hits All the people wanna dance to my beats, to my beats
I steal lyrics too, I’m a plagiarist Let it be, move your feet, move your feet To the music of my hit crazy hit, super hit Hoo-hah
Pretty woman, you’re devil in disguise Living in a yellow submarine Welcome to the hotel gangsta’s paradise The winner takes it all, my dancing queen Billie Jean
My song is very cool because it’s meaningless Just a joke for your kids, for your kids To the lyrics of the most famous hits, only hits
Yes, I’m a criminal who’s looking for success What a shame I’m a thief, I’m a thief But I wanna just the fame to receive, to receive Hoo-hah
Love me tender, love me sleeping in my car Every breath you take I’m watching you Du hast mich gefragt, is whiskey in the jar? Mamma mia, mamma, oh oh oh Love me do
Now let’s listen to the opera I stole it too, it’s not a sin Great amount of hits is all around For Eurosong, and I must win
Girls, boys, gimme gimme 12 points It’s a weapon of choice, take a chance on me Because I have a dream
Hey, jury, please don’t call the police My robbery streak, so funny, funny freak I’m a music gangsta who wanna be a star Like Jesus Christ, are you surprised?
Yesterday you told me about the blue blue sky All my troubles seem so far away La isla bonita, time to say goodbye Voyage voyage, surf in USA Slide away
La lalalalalalalala lalala lalala Great amount of hits is all around For Eurosong, and I must win