G: Whoo, it's Marty's birthday! A: Open it, just open it! Ma: What is it? What is it? Me: Come on, open it up! Ma: Yeah! Thermometer! Thanks. I love it Melman, I love it! Me: Yeah, I wanted to give you something personal. You know that was my first rectal thermometer. Ma: Mother... Together: \"whispering\" Mmmm~~~
(A)Happy (G)birthday (Me)to (G)you! (A)You (Me)live (G)in )A)a zoo. (G)You (Me)look (A)like a monkey. (Me)A-a-a-a-and (A)you (A)smell (ALL)like one too.
Ma: Well done, you guys are just embarrassing me! And yourself! A: What are you talking about? We've worked on that whole week. G: Let's go, let's make a wish baby cakes. A: Come on, what did you wish for? Ma: No, can't tell you that. A: Come on, tell! Ma: No sirrey, I'm telling you! It is bad luck! You want some bad luck? I'll blow it out, but if you wanna be safe... Ma: (keep talking) I'll keep my mouth shut. G: Ah, Marty would you just tell us? I mean really, what could happen? Ma: Okay. I wished I could go to the wild! A: The wild! Wow! Ma: I told you it was bad luck! A: The wild? Are you nuts? That is the worst idea I've ever heard. Me: It's unsanitary. Ma: The penguins are going, so why can't I? A: The penguins are psychotic. Ma: Come on, just imagine going back to nature. Back to your roots, clean air, wide open spaces! G: Well I hear they have wide open spaces in Connecticut. Ma: Connecticut? Me: Yeah, what you got to do is you gotta go over Grand Central. And then you gotta take the metro north train. North? Ma: So one could take the train? Just hypothetically. A: Marty, come on! What would Connecticut have to offer us? Me: Lyme disease. A: Thank you, Melman. Ma: No, no, really I just wanna... (Marty keep saying but to Alex) A: You certainly don't have this in the wild, this is highly refined food. Thing that you do not find in the wild. Ma: You ever thought it might be more than life and stake, Alex? A: He didn't mean that baby. No, no, no. Ma: Doesn't it bother you guys, that you don't know anything about life outside of the zoo? Me: Naa. G: Naa. Me: Nope. A: Well I mean come on, that's just one subject. You have a little smutz right there in your mouth. Ma: Thanks guys. Thanks for the party. It was great! Really.