[Madchild] Rappers talk like felons but they're all fake villains Madchild 'bout to erupt like Mount St. Helens I don't give a fuck if I hurt your feelings Get your helmet cracked, I'm a silverback gorilla Yeah~! This is quantum physics +Little Monster+ will stomp on you daunted midgets I've lived a life full of wrong decisions I got condoms for conjugal visits with blonde haired midgets, monsters, mongrels and wizards This is on-going, I'm throwing bombs in a blizzard This is calculated long division I got a strong condition, my funds are insufficient It was a really fuckin long intermission Now I'm goin all out, and I ain't askin for permission While I gather up my arsenal, you couldn't wrap a parcel You're a harsh farce marshmallow with a arsehole I don't wear bar clothes, I'm not gettin a bar code tatted on my arm bro, you couldn't hit a barn door My aim's perfect, it ain't worth it Perfectly wired circuitry, hurt you like I'm Hercules Then paint my face cause inside I'm a dark circus freak Lurkin through the forest with a black axe handle Wax candles, droppin acid drinkin Jack Daniels A masked vandal, I'm a victim of a bad scandal The Mad's Rambo, commando in a black Lambo' Used to gamble back when my head was scrambled Now I'm Foghorn Leghorn eatin a hambone Playin in a jamboree with a tambourine eatin a tangerine A backpack with a change of clothes and couple cans of beans Wait I sounded like Yelawolf there, I wonder if he'd care He seems like a pretty good guy, he probably won't mind So back to bein Madchild, opposite of fragile People think I ought to rat style, fuck Madchild
Fuck Madchild man! Fuckin ex-fuckin junkie Who does he think he is? Tryin to come back and have a rap career Isn't he fuckin Canadian? He's not even allowed into America...