Go! I've been having crazy pipe dreams Don't laugh And please don't call the mental hospital staff But I wake up in a land filled with mushrooms(what! ) Pirrana plants of doom and fireflowers in full bloom It don't stop there (yeah) It sound insane But there's a princess in peril calling out my name. Mario I don't know how she knows me though But she's fine as hell and has an *ss like whoa! So I run through the land And I'm quick on the double Dream or no dream man Toadstool is in trouble So bring on King Koopa I'm not that impressed I'm gonna flush out that snake like a plumber posses. (b*tch)
I am true to my claim Fatboy plumber Mario is my name Collecting coins, I'm all about my cash You know that chicks dig that bushy *ss mustasche I grab my brown boots and my bright red cap And my blue overalls (old school like that) My hands are shakimg with the fireball itch I'm about to make bowser my b*tch
I've been having crazy pipe dreams My brothers in there too Luigi But Luigi's a P*ssy (oooohh) So it's up to me to save the Mushroom Kingdom I'm goin to kick ass and chew bubblegum (what! ) I know that was lame But when your enemies are turtles you have no shame You have Koopa Troopas and Koopa Paratroopas Stomp on their shells and leave them in the stoopa Suppa duppa Mario! (magic fungas) Make me grow double size and stomp my foes to dust I'm quick to put a boot to a Goombas forehead One small jump And I'm leavin' him dead
I am true to my claim Fatboy plumber Mario is my name Collecting coins, I'm all about my cash You know that chicks dig that bushy *ss mustasche I grab my brown boots and my bright red cap And my blue overalls (old school like that) My hands are shakimg with the fireball itch I'm about to make bowser my b*tch
(Yeah, who can jump the highest of the flagpole now b*tch. yeah. where's my fireworks godd*mmit)
I've been having crazy pipe dreams I start to wonder If this isn't a dream what kind of spell am I under Cause it feels so real and it makes me think When a foe makes me shrink This isn't a dream. I'm throwin' fire better duck I'm quick to burn a hammerbrotha motherf*cka what (Yeah) This has to be real this ain't no game My worlld and their world is one of the same I dive into the moat on the way to the castle (Physh) Underwater enemies are givin' me a hassle *ssholes like luppa the squid and Cheep Cheep But I can't stop now I'm in too deep (yeah)
I am true to my claim Fatboy plumber Mario is my name Collecting coins, I'm all about my cash You know that chicks dig that bushy *ss mustasche I grab my brown boots and my bright red cap And my blue overalls (old school like that) My hands are shakimg with the fireball itch I'm about to make bowser my b*tch
One more thing! I've been having crazy pipe dreams I think they're true Im-a turn bowsers skin from green to black and blue I've came a long way Eh who am iI kidding, I used warp zone to get over here And that's where I have been Don't you call me a cheater I don't see you savin' the world in your stained wife beater. (yeah) Eatin pizza and playin' nintendo for hours Leave it to me I'm the one with super powers (tada) Back to the story of Bowser and his grave Beyond he fiery pit of Princesses to save When I got there there was this midget *sshole Sorry Mario but the princess is in another castle
I am true to my claim Fatboy plumber Mario is my name Collecting coins, I'm all about my cash You know that chicks dig that bushy *ss mustasche I grab my brown boots and my bright red cap And my blue overalls (old school like that) My hands are shakimg with the fire