Don't talk shit I got the skills that you can't fuck with and I might have to split your lip to take out the treasure leave you laying on your big fat ass
I might be only 4-foot tall but don't spite me I'll beat all of y'all so fight me and you'll find out why Mike Tyson has got to die
(Welcome ladies and gentleman to the Kansas Colliseum in the corner with the green trunks Lil' Mac)
Step into the ring let the show begin I'll shatter Glass Joe with a punch to the chin I might be a rookie but these dudes are chumps I'll slap Piston Honda on his forehead lumps Ya shoulda seen the conference he had back in Japan he broke down cryin' sayin' I was the man People see my height thinkin' I ain't rough ya din't think a midget could get this tough
Well sit back and enjoy the chuckles I'll enjoy the sound it makes when your face meets my knuckles Even King Hippo tried to mess me up but I knocked him on his ass and he couldn't get up FAT ASS Yo doc my trainer man how am I doin' Look out behind you Lil' Mac troubles brewin' Bald Bull you think you're invincible what How bout' I punch your stupid ass in the gut
(The winner Lil' Mac!)
CHORUS I Live to fight another day So Mike Tyson' my way An I will make him pay Bring it on Bitch bring it on BRING IT ON! HERE WE GO! With the punches that will hit you HIGH and LOW! An it'll be a T K O Just stay in my way And i will make you pay
I Live to fight another day So Mike Tyson' my way An I will make him pay Bring it on Bitch bring it on BRING IT ON! HERE WE GO! With the punches that will hit you HIGH and LOW! An it'll be a T K O Just stay in my way And i will make him pay
(TITLE BOUT! in this corner that crazy ass motherfucker MIKE TYSON!)
Come on bitch I ain't scared of you Once you feel my rage there ain't nothing you can do Did you really bite the ear off a dude? Don't make me laugh Mike cause if thats true You can never be as sick as me I'll eat both your ears and wash it down with Soda Popinski Come on Mike give me your best shot I'll bet you-uuhhh
(Get up Lil' Mac don't give up Join the Nintendo Fun Club today What the fuck did you just say to me! Stick and move Mac stick and move Man whatever)
You think I came all this way for nothin' Hey Tyson I'm gonna bring your chin something
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(Oh my GOD! the Winner Lil' Mac It's incredible I've never seen anything quite like it I've never seen a midget throw a punch like that It was like... It was like a turtle with boxing gloves It just, it crept right up and climbed up his knees right past his dick and punched him right in the fuckin' noggin He's so short it's almost like he has to take an escalator to climb to the top just to punch you in the testicles It's insane he has to climb your testicle hairs just to get to a point where he can punch you in your nuggets IT'S incredible, I'm cryin' more than the season finale of Friends Oh my god! it's the fight of the Century!)