[interviewer or some shit]; We're sitting here today with magical girl Madoka Kaname. [memedoka]; Hello! [int.]; So Madoka, what's a day in the life of Madoka Kaname like? [m]; Y-you really want to know? [int.]; Please. Tell us.
[m]; I kill witches, motherfucker, with my gang of fucking bitches Fuck with me or my crew, and you'll get motherfucking stitches! [some person???? idk]; Damn, Madoka, you're a crazy chick! [m]: Yo, shut the fuck up, and suck my dick! I'm kawaii and badass, so watch your back, motherfuckers If you don't think so, I'll fucking find and fight you, sucker [group or smth idk]; What you want, Madoka? [m]; To find my point! [group]; What you need, Madoka? [m]: To blaze a fucking joint! I drink and get high while fucking up some shit Try and stop me yo, and I'll chop off your fucking dick like Mami's head, decapitated and dead Don't fuck with me bitch, or all you'll see is red!
[int.]; I'm sorry, Madoka, but are we to believe you drink and get high while "fucking up some shit?" [m]; I never said I was a role model. [int.]; But what about your friends who look up to you? Do you have a message for them?
[m]; All my friends who look up to me can go fuck Kyuubey It's Kaname, motherfucker! I'm the one getting paid! Meguca's sufferin', yeah I already know 'cause I got my contracts and gems ready to go And all my girls? You know I love all of you! [megucas]; We love you, Madoka! [m]; I wanna fuck you, too! [group]; K! [m]; For Kaname! [group]; M! [m]; For Madoka! I'll shit on your dreams for fun, you mothafucka!
[int.]; Wow, Madoka. I'm surprised. All of this from magical girl? [m]; Well, there's a lot you may not know about me. [int.]; Really? Such as?
[m]; When I'm with my bitches We always gettin' high My wish was for more money So you only got a dime I've got a talking cat You got nothing to lose I'll fucking tear your ass in two And take a shit!
[idk who this would be but yknow what i dont rly care]; Madoka, you are one badass chick (Hell yeah!) And you tell your bitches to fuck Kyuubey, whenever you want 'em to And as for the drug use, well I can vouch for that My dick is scared of you, ohHHhhHhhH
[int]; Ookay. Madoka, one final question. If you could hook up with any magical girl, who would it- *some gunshot noise or smth* [m]; No more questions!