I've never known anyone That would stick Stick to my fingers and face Whenever I needed Someone at my fingertips
All seem to come off Off Like toothpaste In that lukewarm water
Gone today Oh it was only yesterday I'll always be funny that way I have always been funny that way I will not stand away from the window For I'm the night's loyal police
Please Sleep tight Sleep tightly now Trust me to watch over you Keep you from the paperboy Trash can boy And keep you from the nightly disease And keep you from the nightly disease
I will not stand away from the window For I'm the night's loyal police Go chasing round the kitchen table I'm the bankier at his eyefoot table A head on a stick And it's funny how you stick You've always been funny that way You've always been funny that way