Ash: Aww Yep Yo I’m Ash and I’m blasting making that cash Touch my hat baby that is my fashion Check my badges Ball like it’s magic better trade ‘em out Cuz y’all looking tragic I come Protected My crew is electric All my moves they be super effective Better respect In my deck write quick Drag your ass in the trash so quick right click
Yeah it’s time to call ‘em out I choose you When I go down in history this is what I do real Real of time on your pillow swine Sucker punch your Umbreon Vaporize your Vaporeon Fire punch you Kangaskhan I catch ‘em all!
Misty: I catch ‘em all like diseases on a porn star Really like the hit points on your Bulbasaur Wanna double team me better raise the bar Staryu, Starmie Better bring an army Cuz I’m Misty if you missed me I’m the Ginger with the big fat fist in your eye see Try me, you think your Wigglytuff All I really see here is Jigglypuff
Yeah it’s time to call ‘em out I choose you When I go down in history this is what I do dream Eater on your Tentacruel Mega punch you Chinchou Lovely kiss your Scarmory Razor leaf your Larpony
Yep, Yep, Yep
I catch ‘em all!
Brock: Catch ‘em all Catch ‘em all Gonna wreck ‘em all Yo I’m Brock and I’m tall Make you faint make you fall Pewter city’s where is from Ladies pretty, I go dumb My Onyx has got you bleeding Rather do breeding then do beating You wack training and I’m not surprised That I never have to open my a-a-a-eyes
Yeah it’s time to call ‘em out I choose you When I go down in history this is what I do skill Bashing on you Bastiodon Thunder shock your Lumineon Double kick your Lickylicky Arrow blast your little Pidgey Cross chop your Croconaw Sludge bomb your Slugma Shadow ball your Sunflora Powdersnow your Smoochum Smack down your Volbeat Night daze your Zigzagoon Bulldoze your Marshtomp Flame charge your Silcoon Yeah! I catch ‘em all!!!