Everyone loves Magical Trevor 'Cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever Look at him now, disappearin' the cow Where is the cow heading right now?
Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor Everybody seen that the trick is clever Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip! It's made of magic, and with a little flip
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back Back, back, back from his magical journey Yeah!
What did he see in the parallel dimension? He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans. Oh, beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans. Yeah, yeah!