Dashing through the snow In a bloody open sleigh Down the hill we go Fucking all the way. Balls on bob-tail ring Making spirits alright What fuck it is to ride and sing The bloody song tonight
chorus: Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way, Oh what fuck it is to ride In a bloody open sleigh, O Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way, Oh what fuck it is to ride In a fucking open sleigh.
Now the ground is night, Go it while you're young, Take the sluts along And feel your penis strong. And if you could not pay, Two-forty it's okay, Just kick them out off open sleigh And see to them so long.
chorus: Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way, Oh what fuck it is to ride In a bloody open sleigh, O Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way, Oh what fuck it is to ride In a fucking open sleigh.