It's a happy new year I'm making guacamole You couldn't even pick up the fucking phone and call me
I don't like my t-shirt I don't like my blue jeans I don't like my attitude, but it's gonna be a party
Whoa-oh Let's party
It's a happy new year Last year was so stupid Most of us were drunk and even more of us were puking
Though I heard a rumour-- Something about bad shrimp? Don't know how I made it up the stairs to your apartment
Whoa-oh I remember it Whoa-oh Climbing up to bed Whoa-oh I remember it I remember it
And that's not all that I'm forgetting It's a new year, the last one's ending Don't know how I ever made it out Here's to nothing ever changing If it were, then I'd be parting ways With all the bad habits I found But I'll still hang around I'll still hang around I'll still hang around I'll still hang around
It's a happy new year I'm eating guacamole You kissed me at midnight 'cause you thought that I looked lonely
I don't like my outfit I guess it's not important 'Cause I like your four-track and the things you record on it
It's the time of year now To keep your close friends closest We'll be friends forever and I don't care if you know it
It's a happy new year Unlike all the rest Feels like I am changing and I know it's for the best
Whoa-oh I remember that Whoa-oh Climbing up to bed Whoa-oh I remember that I remember that
And that's not all that I'm pretending It's a new year, the last one's ending And all the guacamole I made browned. Here's to always ever-changing Circumstances we're arranging Throwing all our cautions to the ground They only weigh you down I won't let you down I won't let you down I won't let you down
Hey, did you know you can check the time Your call reaches the other line? Hey, did you know that I know you lied? So board it up and don't even try Last year is ending just in time.
I got out alive I got out alive I got out alive
It's a happy new year Here I am again Writing in my car, and this time I can't pretend that we are friends
We're not friends Friends don't do the things we did And the ones you've done since then makes think we've never been
When is this night gonna end? Are you lying in her bed? All these questions hit my head Hey where's the whiskey at again
You were discombobulated When you showed up at my door Leaving glitter on my floor But I don't like you anymore
No, I don't like you anymore No, I don't like you anymore No, I don't like you anymore No, I don't like you anymore
No, I don't like you anymore No, I don't like you anymore No, I don't like you anymore No, I don't like you anymore