i put on my britches one leg at a time i put on my ol britches just one leg at a time i get up in the mornin' try to help that ol sunrise i put on my britches one leg at a time
when ya fall down on the ground ya get dirty sometime when ya fall down ya gonna get dirty some o' the time mister money machine gets meaner when ya hang arond the high dry cleaners ya better put on yo britches one leg at a time
chorus one leg at a time one foot in front o' the other with a smile put on yo britches one leg at a time goin down the country road with a smile ya better put on yo britches one leg at a time
i had a sharp pocket knife and some ol' scrap iron a big sharp pocket knife and a lil' scrap iron jack o' spades black or blue ya gotta play them cards what give to you an' put on yo britches one leg at a time
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them high-heel cuties make a fool outta you them high- heel cuties can make a fool outta you when they follow you around they make yo socks roll up and down ya better put on yo britches one leg at a time
chorus vamp put on them britches.. just one leg at a time