Gareth: I like living plainly Chains and leather, mainly Madalena: I prefer a lavish suite Sid: Go on Madalena: I like eating lightly Vegan dinners nightly Gareth: I like meat with extra meat Sid: You're not even trying Madalena: I'm deluxe to my silken undies Gareth: It's commando for me Sid: Ew Madalena: My way's clearly better Gareth: Boringer and deader Madalena + Gareth: Let's agree to disagree Sid: Right. Not exactly what I had in mind, but not a bad start.
Madalena: I like drinking Vino, preferably Pinot Gareth: I prefer a keg of beer Madalena: I like getting randy with whoever's handy Gareth: I prefer a keg of beer Madalena: Love massages, long walks and sunsets Gareth: Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer Sid: Guys. The rhyme scheme. Madalena: Frankly, you disgust me Gareth: You're no picnic, trust me Madalena + Gareth: Let's agree to disagree
Sid: Maybe you're not getting the concept. Madalena + Gareth: Just one of us can lead Madalena: And that's me Gareth: Hell no Madalena: You want to piece of this? Gareth: All right, then Madalena + Gareth: Fine. Let's go! Madalena: We will never get on together Gareth: Ditto, obviously
Sid: Right there. Did you hear that? I think we finally – Gareth: God, is he annoying Madalena: Positively cloying Sid: Guys? Madalena: Why is he still talking? Gareth: Can it with the squawking! Sid: But – Gareth: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Madalena: We're definitely syncing Sid: You know what? I think it's time to seek outside help. Madalena + Gareth: Let's agree to Sid: No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. Madalena + Gareth: Disagree-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e Sid: No, no, no! Please! Please stop! No, no! No, stop! Not the window! Not the window! Please no! Not the window! Aah!