Jester: Yes! Catfight! Gareth: Finally. I've been waiting two seasons for this.
Madalena: I don't like you Isabella: I really don't like you Madalena: I really Isabella: Really Madalena: Really Isabella: Really Madalena + Isabella: Want you gone This won't surprise you But I despise you You want to see, step to me, 'cause it's on
Madalena: I'm thinner, cooler, clearly much crueler And check out the bling I'm your Kingdom's new ruler Gareth: Boom! Madalena: Got a jeweler to pimp out your crown Isabella: This serf may be up but I'm taking you down Jester: Oh, yeah!
Isabella: Enough pleasantry, you're Queen presently But, hon, you're just one of the peasantry Kosher as bacon and fakin' the funk Madalena: You'll just have to deal Isabella: Oh, I'll deal with you, punk
I'm smarter, tougher, my biceps are buffer Your clever, whatever I'm clever enough-er Madalena: Except as a kisser I've heard you're the worst Isabella: I still got the guy Madalena: But I had him first Isabella: That's not all you've had, now, is it? The whole feudal system has paid you a visit Madalena: Yet it's you who's now royally screwed Isabella: You think so, hoe? Madalena: I know so, prude
Let's see I've got the sharper weapons Isabella: Yeah, right. Madalena: I've got the fiercer horde Isabella: Right, but - Madalena: I've got your booty pinned against the wall Isabella: I've got the – Madalena: You've got nothing. Isabella: I've got the – the hero sword! That's right, the one king to unite them all Madalena: You don't have the bearer of the one true – Isabella: Oh, I most certainly do. Don't I, Jester? Jester: Uh, yeah. Word up?
Madalena: I don't like you Isabella: I really don't like you Madalena + Isabella: You really, really, really, really cross the line And soon your castle and your ass’ll be mine I don't like you