Why don’t you get a full time job? You’ve been hearing this for years Despite working like a dog They’ll never see it as a full time job Why don’t you tell those bloody suckers? You were the handsomest guy ever With your bright pink orange skin on the screen They’d still see you as a robber Get down on the floor, Oh! you make them feel much better They will ask for more Even if it won’t last forever Your knees to the floor Guess now who’s the winner! Why don’t you get a full time job? You’ve been hearing it for years But you’re not scared by any mirrors You’re the one you wanted to become for so long This is the time We’re outta sight The story ends You can leave all your troubles behind