Ooooh wheeeeen theeeeeee Reeeeeeds… Gooooo maaaaarchiiing iiiiiin… Oooh wheeen theee Reeeeds gooooo maaaaarchiiing iiiin… I waaaana beee iiiin thaaat nuuuuumber, Ooooh when the Reds go marching in!
Oh when the Reds! Go marching in! Oh when the Reds go marching in, I wanna be in that number, Oh when the Reds go marching in!
Oh when the Reds! Oh when the Reds! Go marching in! Go marching in! Oh when the Reds go marching in, I wanna be in that number, Oh when the Reds go marching in!
Oh Manchester! Oh Manchester! Is wonderful! Is wonderful! Oh Manchester is wonderful, It’s full of tits, fanny and United! Oh Manchester is wonderful!
Oh Merseyside! Oh Merseyside! Is full of shit! Is full of shit! Oh Merseyside is full of shit, It’s full of shit, shit and more shit, Oh Merseyside is full of shit!
Oh Elland Road! Oh Elland Road! Is full of sheep! Is full of sheep! Oh Elland Road is full of sheep, It’s full of sheep, sheep and more sheep, Oh Elland Road is full of sheep!
Oh Brian Kidd! Oh Brian Kidd! Is still a Manc! Is still a Manc! Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc, He fucked up Leeds United, Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc!
The Council House! The Council House! Is never full! Is never full! The Council House is never full, Unless there play Man United, The Council House is never full!