Student Of Celestia (Jesus Of Suburbia MLP Parody)
I am tolerance and love A student of Celestia I told her of, Nightmare Moon above Coming down for revenge on us... But I'm supposed to make some friends No one ever taught me How to get a life And I'm not all right Nightmare Moon will come tonight
But there's nothing wrong with me This is how I'm supposed to be But the Princess just can't see She won't believe in me.
Met a mare named Applejack Almost had a heart attack Her family tree is bigger than the sea And I just wanted to get away Then I had a massive crash Falling into Rainbow Dash She made it rain, So I couldn't complain, She washed the mud out of my mane
And there's nothing wrong with me This is how I'm supposed to be But the Princess just can't see She won't believe in me.
At the center of a town Called Ponyville I found a boutique named "Carousel" And a pony named Rarity
But then Spike fell in love with That little dame And his young dragonheart Never was the same She was just too pretty
Ponyville ahead I should really be studying instead of Tryin' to make friends in this place Ponies filled with dread, By the end of the celebration today Nightmare Moon could show her face
My teacher told me to Find the pony with songs She said me and her would get along I think that was just a lie
Because I didn't say much And I quickly learned, The little pony would run From anything she heard Her name was Fluttershy
(Get those hooves up!)
Ponyville ahead I should really be studying instead of Tryin' to make friends in this place (one more time!) Ponies filled with dread, By the end of the celebration today Nightmare Moon could show her face
Every pony in this town Every pony in this town Every pony in this town's crazy (4x)
They're all crazyyyyy!!!
Everypony in Ponyville Threw me a party, now I'm feelin' ill I just wanna be by myself Wanna get the books off the shelf I'll study every single book I bought From Fillydelphia and Canterlot I am the very best disciple of The princess of Equestria
But all the ponies In this town are all crazy All the ponies In this town are all... Are all crazy! (5x)
Dear Princess Tia are you listening? I sent a letter but your reply is missing Are we all doomed to the fate I fear? Will Nightmare Moon return to take away our cheer?
Oh Princess hurry please and listen to my plea... I can't do this alone, I need you to hurry A dark and dreary fate awaits us all When did you lose faith in your Twilight Sparkle?
To live, eternally In night, in tragedy Tonight, she's coming back To bring unending black
And why, from the sky Does Rainbow Dash call me a spy?
Elements, of harmony It's what we all need So we run, to save pony-kind The elements we must find
And I, Twilight Will save us all from the night But I, Twilight Can't find what I need to find No, not this time...
I feel something inside When I start to realize The elements of harmony Are deep inside us all To my happiest surprise Now we'll save everypony!
Together.... Together... Together... We'll save everypony!