Fellas, there's no reason to be jealous Overzealous are the fans, Oh they tell us how they love us, Wave their hands in the stands,
(Oops! Their hooves...)
Clippity clop-clop, and don't stop with the trottin' Once you get a rockin' Tick tock,
Gettin late at the brony convention I step up, it's time for a drama intervention It's me and PT, stirrin' up some shiz Show the phony brony ponies who the wizard really is
I cast a spell over the entire room Trixie Lulamoon's gonna swoon for this baffoon, Yeah all the pegasisters love to listen to me sing Ooh! It's gotta hurt, oh, it's gotta sting.
Spotlight so bright it's blinding Quite right, this fame I'm finding You don't need reminding, I'm king of the nerds I'm at the tip top, hip hop, leader of the herd.
HOW DID I BECOME SO HORSE FAMOUS HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME? HOW DID I BECOME SO HORSE FAMOUS BY WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY?
I guess I'm Just a man child gone wild for a show about toys But I had no idea it wasn't meant for little boys So I made a couple songs, put 'em on YouTube Dude! I hope I don't get sued!
Man, everypony gotta stir up some drama Wish the fandom was calmer, gotta put on armor Just to check the messages in my inbox Been a full blown assault since Rainbow Rocks was announced
Rainbow, she knows how to rock it thoroughly, IWTCIRD, this One time I got an autograph by Ashleigh Ball Can't remember nothin' at all, I passed out in the hall
Spaghetti was literally fallin' out of my pockets, Alberghetti was laughin so hard her eyes rolled out of her sockets And fell down on the floor She continues to be, The Real Sibsy, but can't see!
De Lancie, had to go and ruin it all, Make a movie about us, make us all Look good and decent and kind! Was he out of his mind?! Now my family knows my power level! I guess it's time to end it all, So long horse buckers, I'm offa the ride!
HOW DID I BECOME SO HORSE FAMOUS HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME? HOW DID I BECOME SO HORSE FAMOUS BY WATCHIN' MY LITTLE PONY? WHO WOULDA THOUGHT IT COULD I NEVER KNEW IT WOULD, WHO WOULDA THOUGHT IT COULD GO SO FAR PLEASE MOMMA TELL ME, AM I A PONY? PLEASE MOMMA WON'T YOU SAY THAT I AM A STAR?!