Oh when the Reds, (Oh when the Reds), Go marching in (go marching in), Oh when the Reds go marching in, I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the Reds go marching in!
Oh Manchester (oh Manchester), Is wonderful (is wonderful), Oh Manchester is wonderful, It's full of t*ts, f***y and United! Oh Manchester is wonderful!
Oh Merseyside (oh Merseyside), Is full of sh*t (is full of sh*t), Oh Merseyside is full of sh*t, It's full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t, Oh Merseyside is full of sh*t.
Oh Elland Road (oh Elland Road), Is full of sheep (is full of sheep), Oh Elland Road is full of sheep, It's full of sheep, sheep and more sheep, Oh Elland Road is full of SHEEP!
Oh Brian Kidd (oh Brian Kidd), Is still a Manc, (is still a Manc), Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc, He f*cked up Leeds United, Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc!
The Council House (the Council House), Is Never Full (is Never Full), The Council House Is Never Full, Unless they play Man United, The Council House is never full!