1. Doctor went back in time, confident and clever Doctor went where he planned, well hardly ever Doctor goes off with his new gal today Strictly platonic, Doctor of Gallifrey Face all the dangers, Doctor of Gallifrey Don’t blink at Angels, Doctor of Gallifrey Dress like a Cricket man, and don some celery Who’s your designer, Doctor of Gallifrey?
2. Doctor wears jackets, colored like toucans Doctor wears bow ties, he says they’re cool man Flies a police box, Time Lords get in the way Play your recorder, Doctor of Gallifrey You see the Master, Doctor of Gallifrey Run a bit faster, Doctor of Gallifrey The honeymoon suite, made Amy and Rory’s day Check out his UNIT, Doctor of Gallifrey
3. Doctor has fought with Daleks and Autons Doctor has saved all the worlds that he’s fought on Except for the one, he screwed up royally Tell me now Doctor, what happened to Gallifrey? Travels through time and space, Doctor of Gallifrey Sometimes regenerates, Doctor of Gallifrey Doesn’t that scarf get hot or in the way? Have a Jelly Baby, Doctor of Gallifrey
4. Take on the Cybermen, and be not afraid And as with Microsoft, avoid the upgrade They will delete, or possibly something worse Just like the Borg from that other universe The Silence attack again, Doctor of Gallifrey Daleks are back again, Doctor of Gallifrey If there’s no handicapped ramp they will exterminate Wipe them from time itself, Doctor of Gallifrey
5. Rose is the bad wolf, Susan will keep her wits K-9’s a robot, Peri has big… eyes River’s reversed, Captain Jack goes every way Here’s to companions of Doctor of Gallifrey Martha’s a doctor too, Doctor of Gallifrey Zoe’s as smart as you, Doctor of Gallifrey Jaime where’s your trousers, I think they went that-a-way Please take me with you, Doctor of Gallifrey