I am young Scotsman from Am-er-i-ca The kilt is my pleasure it's true You can call it a skirt, but your lady will flirt If she has a chance she'll leave you.
chorus: I'm kilted [kilted], kilted [kilted] With the mystery of what's under there I'm kilted [kilted], kilted [kilted] Kilt inspectors will beg, to know my third leg Is free as the fresh morning air
I have no red hair, but my skin is quite fair But it does nothing to show off my pride But my Scottish family tree, I wear on me And it makes the ladies giggle and sigh
I feel like a man both noble and strong When I dance my kilt swishes in time. But I must confess, it's for the ladies I dress And undress too. Is that a crime?
So don your kilt my good Scottish friends And let your flag blow and unwind If they ask what's beneath, your kilted sheath Tell them it's lipstick they'll find.