Allison's got a crackpot mind She tries to flex it all the time But it's of no use, she's clearly lost her screws She bears her teeth and paints them green She can be a drama queen She's got no knees and she sleeps on trampolines
The boys all say she's just a fool but I know that she's so much more She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic.
Allison's a parable for the risks of being terrible she's 5'2", and crazy as a loon She hops the bar, she keeps the cool she sheds her top in Marshall's pool.
The guys make eyes at the naked girl Who's showin' off her tits in a co-ed pool She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic
Somebody save her from herself Someone save her from herself and get her home.
Allison's got a Crackpot Mind She tries to flex it all the time It's of no use, She's clearly lost her screws.
The boy's all say she sucked their dicks She claims that she's a feminist She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic