American dream is the American queen American queen is the American dream She is a Polish girl in America Tall, tanned hot blonde called Anya I asked her "Why would you want to be a Hollywood wife?" "Because I don't wanna end up living in a dive on Vine" Air hostess is doing gossip magazine crosswords On a flight to old L.A. 39 years old with a mile-high sheen Trying to stimulate a mind That is slowly starting to decay [Chorus:] Hollywood infected your brain You wanted kissing in the rain Living in a movie scene Puking American dreams I'm obsessed with the mess that's America I'm obsessed with the mess that's America A fat security making plays for me Soon as I touch down in old LA He says "OH MY GOD, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE SHAKIRA NO, NO! YOU'RE CATHERINE ZETA!" "Actually, my name's Marina" Your mind is just like mine All filled up with things benign You're looking for the golden light [Chorus:] Hollywood infected your brain You wanted kissing in the rain Living in a movie scene Puking American dreams I'm obsessed with the mess that's America I'm obsessed with the mess that's America American dream is the American queen American queen is the American dream Is the American dream