I wanna be a bottle blonde I don’t know why but I feel conned I wanna be an idle teen I wish I hadn’t been so clean
I wanna stay inside all day I want the world to go away I want blood, guts and chocolate cake I wanna be a real fake
Yeah I wish I’d been a, Wish I’d been a teen, teen idle Wish I’d been a prom queen Fighting for the title Instead of being sixteen & burning up a bible Feeling super, super (super!) Suicidal The wasted years, the wasted youth The pretty lies, the ugly truth And the day has come Where I have died Only to find I’ve come alive
I wanna be a virgin pure A 21st century whore I want back my virginity So I can feel infinity I wanna drink until I ache I wanna make a big mistake I want blood, guts & angel cake I’m gonna puke it anyway
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I wish I wasn’t such a narcissist I wish I didn’t really kiss the mirror When I’m on my own Oh god! I’m gonna die alone Adolescence didn’t make sense A little loss of innocence The ugly years of being a fool Ain’t youth meant to be beautiful?