Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse Grab my breezer, Im out the door Im gonna be really loud Cuz I dont care who I piss off yeah Im a real big sinner Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner Talking odd socks on my toes, toes Taking off all my clothes, clothes Feeling overexposed, So I put back all of my clothes back on Flush before I wee, wee Get arrested daily, ly Trying to get a peak of some titties Im mad, really bad But dont tell my mum & dad Pucker up kiss my but Cuz Im bloody fucking nuts Hear the bass, skinny waist Now lets copy pokerface like.... whoa Im mad, really bad But dont tell my mum & dad Pucker up kiss a nut Cuz it sells to be a slut Hear the bass, skinny waist Now lets copy pokerface like whoa I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10 Night sweetie SHUT UP MUM IM ON MSN!!! Now the girls are lining up becuz were pussy sailin But we punch em in the mouth if theyre not sarah palin Talkin bout doin things well regret, gret Menthal cigarette, rette Butt plugs in his pet WHOA! Text sex on my Samsung, Not telling dad mum rung, rung Have sex with Alexa Chung By telling her Im well hung (Im quite well hung) CHORUS This is the part where the rap breaks down This is the part where the drums go POW This is the part where your balls sag down This is the part where your pants go brown This is the part where your dad goes off on a cold Christmas eve to get some more milk but he never comes back, and seventeen years later you find out that hes had a whole fucking family with some Spanish bitch and he doesnt even know your name anymore.
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