This song's inspired by the one About my other favorite actor, Jason Segel But you're my first age-appropriate celebrity crush Yes, I know, I look 12, but I promise, I'm legal
Josh Hutcherson, you seem really great I volunteer as tribute to ask you on a date Is that too forward of me? Well, I don't mind And I know that I'm easy to miss When you're juggling Kailani and Katniss But your sense of humor's divine, and Everybody really likes your jawline
Hey J-Hutch, take a journey with me You've been to Earth, Terabithia, space, and sea So there may be no place new Where we can go But dinner or a movie - that's not too hard At least until you become an international star So consider my offer, please I'll be dying to know
Now I'm not just another adoring fan I don't mean to bug you or ruin your plans It took some self-control to write this - That's your proof that I'm not insane I've seen you vie for true love with a karate fight Fall in a volcano, but the kids, they're all right And yes, I'm a fan of flames Because I read and enjoyed The Hunger Games!
Hey J-Hutch, take a journey with me You've been to earth, Terabithia, space, and sea So there may be no place new Where we can go But dinner or a movie - that's not too hard Except you're starting to become an international star So consider my offer, please I'll be dying to know
Recently I saw you on The Ellen Show I like to pull pranks, too - just thought you should know Plus, you said you're single But sorry if I'm wrong I, like you, am straight, but not narrow And my sister's three years younger, just like you and your bro And you said you're horrible at singing songs But see, I don't even play the guitar, so you should sing along
Hey J-Hutch, take a journey with me You've been to earth, Terabithia, space, and sea So there may be no place new Where we can go But dinner or a movie - that's not too hard Except I think you're already an international star So consider my offer, please I'll be dying to know
So consider my offer, please I'll be dying to know