You stay here, Batman. I'll go ask my aquatic friends if they've seen anything suspicious. *dolphin chirp*
Whoa! Whoa-oh!
Sitting in the Hall of Justice But is there justice after all 'Cause after all, when you discuss us I am the last name you recall
So he might sell a few more comics As soberly he saves the world But I've had seven gin and tonics And I want you to be my girl
I can take you to Atlantis It makes that cave look like a hole We'll tie one on on the Titanic Vicki Vale, my heart you stole
Whoa! Whoa-oh! Whoa! Whoa-oh!
Have you ever got the notion That he's just a rat with wings Well, I'm the king of seven oceans And Vicki, you're my everything
Barring maritime disasters I have got some time to spare While he's all tied up with Robin In a cape and underwear
I can take you to Atlantis It makes that cave look like a hole We'll tie one on on the Titanic Vicki Vale, my heat you stole
If you see it with objective He is just Bruce Wayne in tights But you could be a bit selective And have free seafood every night
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Well, I could understand it if he were Superman 'Cause after all, that cat can fly But take away that Batmobile, that boat, that belt, that butler He's just another boring guy
But I could take you to Atlantis It makes that cave look like a hole We'll tie one on on the Titanic Vicki Vale, my heart you stole
If you look at it from my side Of the heroes that you've met He's a bit more on the dry side Everything's better when wet